Oakie Sleeps

There goes mom again with her iPhone. Here I am trying to sleep, but she keeps shoving that phone camera in my face! To keep me from escaping, she wrapped me in a straight jacket and forced me to be cute. Haha, I’m just kidding. You don’t have to force cute on me. I am already naturally cute. And that’s not a straight jacket. It’s a towel I like to have wrapped around me when I sleep. Aren’t I the cutest burrito?

xx,
Oakie

Mom brushes my teeth every night. Every night I try to sleep in a position where it’s difficult for her to brush my teeth. Nothing works. She still comes at me with that tiny toothbrush and peanut butter flavored toothpaste. You’d think it’d taste like peanut butter, but it tastes like nastiness rubbed all over my teef. Ma, I’m trying to sleep! Quit it with the fresh breath bidness! I ain’t havin’ it!

xx,
Oakie

Monday Monday Monday. Another week and a half and I’ll see mama. I think I’ll just sleep until she comes home. It’s what I do all day anyway!

xx,
Oakie

Mom let me jump on the bed this morning. It was so awesome. She said it was because I had clean fur from my recent bath, so she let me snuggle with her this morning in bed before we got up to start our day. We played big spoon little spoon. I was the little spoon because the little one is always the cuter one. Then we slept for an hour. Then we got up. Then I had to pee really badly.

xx,
Oakie

I bet mom wonders what I do all day while she’s at work. Here’s a detailed breakdown of my daily schedule:

Sleep
Sleep
Sleep
Bark at squirrel
Chase my tail
Sleep

That pretty much sums it up. I get so much done when she’s gone. Now if only I knew how to open the doors, then I could poop on my own, too!

xx,
Oakie

I’m trying to sleep, but it’s hard to do with a camera going off in your face. Mom has been camera crazy these past few days. I guess I can’t blame her. I’d want to take a million photos of me too if I knew how to operate a camera. Instead I just sniff it when mom is holding it. Sometimes I’ll lick it, but that doesn’t do no good. I guess I just have to be the beautiful subject.

xx,
Oakie

Ma is so cruel sometimes. I wish she’d just leave me alone when I’m trying to sleep! But I guess she was just trying to help. You know.. by putting her jeans over my face when I’m sleeping so she could block the light out for me. Yeah right! She was laughing afterwards! And not so quietly! Hmph!

xx,
Oakie

I like to sleep on cold surfaces. Even if it’s not the softest, it’s the coolest! I got a lot of fuzzy thick fur, and it gets hot when I take naps sometimes! So I’ll move from the carpet or my bed to the bathroom floor or kitchen. It’s so refreshing!

xx,
Oakie

Happy Friday! Mom is going on vacation to Europe tomorrow. I am very sad. That means I won’t be waking up to her saying “Good morning, Oakie! I love you!” I hear that every morning! It makes me get up and streeeeeetch my legs. Then I follow her into the bathroom where she feeds me a Snausage early morning snack. Imma gonna miss that for a week!

xx,
Oakie

Holy cow! I am one month behind on my blogs! Today is really October 6, but I am dating it Sept 2 because that’s how I roll. Don’t blame me for not updating this site. Blame mom. She’s the one who transcribes my thoughts for me. She has been way lazy. I don’t understand why she can’t just write one little entry a day for me while I take my 18hr naps. Geez.

xoxo,
Oakie