Archive for May 5th, 2010

My nose is always runny. I don’t know if it’s allergies or if I just have a leaky nose, but it is always dripping! It is impossible for me to lie on my back for a long period of time because the snot just builds up and drowns me, so if I ever am on my back for too long, I turn over and violently sneeze and I spray my snot on everything! It’s pretty gross. I can see it glistening on the floor and on the shelves and on the couch and on my mom’s feet. She always yells OAKIE! GROSSSS! but I can’t help it if she’s the one carrying me like a baby! She knows the snot is rolling back into my throat when she carries me like that! All I can do is sneeze it all out onto her face. I also sneeze multiple times when I am super excited and when I am really angry at mom. Sneezing is, like, kinda my thing I guess. I guess that’s better than farting. Oh wait, I do that, too.