Archive for May 24th, 2010

24th May
2010
written by oakie

Frogs are boring. I'm exciting.

I saw my first frog last night! Well, that’s what mama told me it was called. It looked more like a jumping turd to me. It was on the back patio, mom pushed it off into the grass so I wouldn’t lick it, but I got close enough to get a quick sniff until it jumped away. I was a little scared of it, but I kept a brave face on and followed it with my nose. Then I got bored, squatted to poop, sniffed the grass for pee pee smells and went back inside. Fun night!

xx,
Oakie

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