Archive for May 30th, 2010

30th May
2010
written by oakie

I give myself manicures!

I have a bad habit. A human habit. I like to bite my nails. Sometimes it gets a little loud as I’m chomping down on them. Mom thinks I’m chewing my Nylabone, but I’m actually biting my paw nails. Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! and then I spit out pieces of my black nails. Sometimes I’m not able to spit them out of my mouth so I swallow them. It’s pretty gross, but I won’t let mom cut my nails, so I gotta bite them. I’m weird!

xx,
Oakie

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