Archive for July 16th, 2010

16th July
written by oakie

Take a bite out of crime!

I was totally bad yesterday. I am only bad when mom is home. I like to get caught; I guess you can say I like the attention. Though, when she catches me she spanks my heiny, and I don’t like that.. or do I? When mom was downstairs eating breakfast, I sneaked back upstairs and ripped up my bed. I tore a hole in the bed covering and quickly de-stuffed it. I love the feeling of stuffing or foam in my mouth and spitting it out. It’s exhilarating! And seeing mom’s reaction is kind of funny, too. As soon as she sees it and yells OAKIE!! I run and hide in my tent. Can’t spank me in there!


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