Archive for July 22nd, 2010

If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Oakie Buster! I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts. Yep you know it.. when I hear a strange noise, I go all ape sh%t and bark like a mofo until my balls fall off! Okay, that is impossible because my balls have already been snitched off. But fo reals, I am a good watch dog. If I hear anything strange, I will alert you with my incessant barking and yapping until I get really thirsty, and then I’ll go to the bedroom and get a drink of water and lie down to rest a bit and cool off. But then I’m all Rambo on you after that! Just give me a few minutes to rest first..

xx,
Oakie