Here I am two years ago when I used to be thin and not have a fat belly like I do now. Look at how fit and lovely I am in this photo. Why, mama, why must you make me fat!?! You feed me twice as much now and we get doubly less the amount of walks! I mean, I’m not complaining about all the food and treats you feed me, but come on, I need more quality walks! Please?

xx,
Oakie