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12th September
2010
written by oakie

I miss you, green toy.

I like to destroy my toys. Especially toys that have strange little things protruding from them. This green toy was ripped to shreds by yours truly. But it got me back. I ended up swallowing a big piece, and when I went to poop later, it got stuck in my butthole and I could not get it out. Mom had to pull it out of my butt for me. It was not pretty, and she was not happy. My butt kinda hurt too.

xx,
Oakie

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