Posts Tagged ‘bark’

20th November
2012
written by oakie

I'm pretty tough. Just look at me!

Ohai there. How are you? I’m good and cute as usual. People are building a house next to mine. I see the workers through my window. They make a lot of noise, so I bark at them constantly. I growl and let them know I’m watching them and they’d better back off! Then when mommy lets me go in the backyard to do my bidness, I hear the noises up close and it freaks the crap out of me and all I want to do is run back inside and hide in my kennel and then bark at them through the window, but only through the window because it’s much quieter with that buffer. I won’t even attempt to pee in the backyard if they are making loud noises outside. I guess I’m all bark and no bite, but don’t tell anyone else that. I need to keep up my tough guy appearance.

xx,
Oakie

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27th July
2012
written by oakie

I pee like a girl 'cause I'm a sissy sometimes. I need a thunder buddy! Also, my pee kills grass.

I’m a tough dog. When I see people, I bark at them. When I see other animals, I bark my lungs out and make like imma git them! But the one thing I’m a total chicken about is thunder. I am so afraid of thunder. The other day I was out pooping and peeing, and I heard a human making noises on the other side of the fence. I barked at them to tell them to shut up! Then I saw a squirrel and I barked at it to tell that squirrel to shut up! Then I heard thunder and I ran to the closed door, pushed it open with my head, and ran inside to the safety of my mother’s arms. Yeah, yeah.. shut up!

xx,
Oakie

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10th October
2010
written by oakie

These bars are in my way!

This is one of my favorite places to sit in the house. I like to lounge here and look out the window across from me. When I see a person walking across the street, I like to scream bloody murder and bark until someone tells me to shut up, but I don’t shut up. I keep barking until that person is out of sight, but not immediately after they are out of sight. I’ll continue to bark until maybe 30 seconds after they’re gone. What’s awesome is that there is a bus stop right there, so people can be standing around for 15 minutes straight! That’s 15 minutes of pure barking bliss mom gets to hear from me! She is so lucky!!!

xx,
Oakie

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9th September
2010
written by oakie

Imma git ya!

Here I am looking out the balcony. I like to see people walk by. I especially like to see people walking their dogs. Then I go crazy and bark because I think they can hear me. My barks are scary. I scare birds away without any effort. My bark is so ferocious!

xx,
Oakie

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28th July
2010
written by oakie

Do you mind? I'm sleeping.

As I’ve posted before, I like to bark at anything and everything! If I hear people outside mowing the lawn, all hell will break loose from my mouth in the form of yappity yap. If I hear the mailman outside dropping off our post, I will release my barky Kraken and make your ears hurt! Even when mom is fixing me dinner, if I hear something, I will sound the alarm and warn everybody that I’m on alert! But instead of being 100% alert, I’ll keep stealing glances over my shoulder when she’s making me dinner. I may want to warn others about surrounding danger, but I will drop my post and make a beeline to my food as soon as it’s ready! Food > Danger!

You can count on me!
Oakie

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22nd July
2010
written by oakie

I'm GRRRRReat!

If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Oakie Buster! I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts. Yep you know it.. when I hear a strange noise, I go all ape sh%t and bark like a mofo until my balls fall off! Okay, that is impossible because my balls have already been snitched off. But fo reals, I am a good watch dog. If I hear anything strange, I will alert you with my incessant barking and yapping until I get really thirsty, and then I’ll go to the bedroom and get a drink of water and lie down to rest a bit and cool off. But then I’m all Rambo on you after that! Just give me a few minutes to rest first..

xx,
Oakie

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1st March
2010
written by oakie

Watch out, squirrels! I'm coming to get ya!

Hello Friends!

Do you know what my most favorite thing to do is (besides poop and sleep)? I love to bark at and chase squirrels!

When I see a squirrel while mom is walking me, I like to yank the leash violently while nearly breaking my mom’s arm. It’s fun!

When I see a squirrel outside and I’m inside the house, I like to bark incessantly. I bark and bark and bark and bark and bark while the squirrel just minds it’s own business, ignoring me. But I still bark and bark and bark and go crazy insane like I’m going to murder someone.

Squirrels! They’re fun!
Oakie

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