Posts Tagged ‘bowlegged’

19th September
2010
written by oakie

I am prettier than you.

I am bowl-legged. My front legs look like they were broken and then healed badly. When I stand, my legs jut out to the sides. Sometimes when I bend one leg, it looks like I am standing like a super model. Maybe it’s ’cause I AM a supermodel! I am so very pretty. I like to cross my legs like a pretty model when I sit!

xx,
Oakie

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22nd March
2010
written by oakie

Pass the tea?

Some people say I cross my legs like a lady, I say I’m merely a refined gentleman. It’s not something I was taught to do.. crossing my legs. I guess my bowleggedness forces me to do so. But it’s all good, the ladies love it. When they see me sit all proper, they Ooh and Ahh and Aww.. yeah, that’s right. They love the Oakster.

Wink,
Oakie

2nd March
2010
written by oakie

I am a super model

You might have noticed in some of my photos my front legs are.. um.. less than perfect… slightly bowlegged. Okay severely bowlegged. But I think it adds character! Some people say I stand like a model. I’d like to think I am the perfect doggy model!

Mom thinks I was dropped off on her front porch when I was just a little pooch because my legs weren’t perfect, thus rendering me undesirable as a puppy :( their loss because I am an AWESOME dog! :) Finding me was the best thing to happen to my mommy!

YAY ME!!!
Oakie

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