Posts Tagged ‘food’

28th July
2010
written by oakie

Do you mind? I'm sleeping.

As I’ve posted before, I like to bark at anything and everything! If I hear people outside mowing the lawn, all hell will break loose from my mouth in the form of yappity yap. If I hear the mailman outside dropping off our post, I will release my barky Kraken and make your ears hurt! Even when mom is fixing me dinner, if I hear something, I will sound the alarm and warn everybody that I’m on alert! But instead of being 100% alert, I’ll keep stealing glances over my shoulder when she’s making me dinner. I may want to warn others about surrounding danger, but I will drop my post and make a beeline to my food as soon as it’s ready! Food > Danger!

You can count on me!
Oakie

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13th May
2010
written by oakie

Crazy jungle haired Oakie likes to barfaroonni on the carpet!

Whoopsie Daisies! I did it again. I barfed. In the middle of the night. Waiting up mommy. And since I puked a couple nights ago, the rug was hanging to dry, so I threw up directly on the carpet. It was really gross and dark brown! I think mommy was mad at me because she leaped out of the bed and turned on the lights and wiped it up as fast as she could. I had no idea she could move that fast at 4am! Way to go, mommy! But she didn’t smile at me while she was cleaning 🙁 oops, sorry I didn’t take a couple steps back and barf on the floor towels (towels mommy put on the carpet just for me because I like to wipe my face on them like they’re big ol’ napkins). Well, hopefully I won’t be throwing up anymore. Mama returned the food she just bought me and replaced it with the more expensive stuff that I like. I’m high maintenance. I’m allergic to cheap dog food! I’m a king! Yay!

Kisses,
Oakie

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