Posts Tagged ‘milkbone’

1st October
2010
written by oakie

This bone is getting soggy in my mouth!

Ma gave me a Milkbone, but I wasn’t hungry, so I just grabbed it with my mouth and let it hang. But not before I tried to dig up some carpet and bury it. Turns out, you can’t really dug up carpet, so I instead tried to dig a hole in the leather couch. That didn’t work either, so I tried to dig a hole in the wood floors. Nope. So then I just ate the Milkbone. Boooring.

xx,
Oakie

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22nd April
2010
written by oakie

How do I look in my stunning cape??

Hi there! I watched Project Runway today with mama. All those outfits made me drool. Ok, not me, but mama. She was all like ooh and wow and i want that! And I was all like you want everything! Whereas all I want is a Snausage. Or a Beggin Strip. Or a Milkbone. Ok, maybe I do want everything. Lucky for me, mama buys me all those goodies and feeds me. Why I have to do tricks for them I don’t know. Isn’t my cuteness enough to reward me a treat? I think so!

Toodles,
Oakie

16th March
2010
written by oakie

I can't wait to eat this Milkbone!

I am really good at the “wait” command. Sometimes I’ll get impatient if it’s over 20 seconds, but as soon as I’m reprimanded I go back to waiting patiently and wagging my tail. But you understand my pain, right? A delicious, scrumptious Milkbone is right under my nose and it smells just oh-so-good and you want me to just sit here and stare at it? No way, José! I want to eat it!! NOW!! But instead I wait like a good little boy. I think I deserve two treats instead of one!

xoxo,
Oakie

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