Posts Tagged ‘pee’

27th July
2012
written by oakie

I pee like a girl 'cause I'm a sissy sometimes. I need a thunder buddy! Also, my pee kills grass.

I’m a tough dog. When I see people, I bark at them. When I see other animals, I bark my lungs out and make like imma git them! But the one thing I’m a total chicken about is thunder. I am so afraid of thunder. The other day I was out pooping and peeing, and I heard a human making noises on the other side of the fence. I barked at them to tell them to shut up! Then I saw a squirrel and I barked at it to tell that squirrel to shut up! Then I heard thunder and I ran to the closed door, pushed it open with my head, and ran inside to the safety of my mother’s arms. Yeah, yeah.. shut up!

xx,
Oakie

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2nd August
2010
written by oakie

yawn!

Writing blogs is hard stuff! My life isn’t that interesting, so I need to come up with stuff to share with .. uh.. with.. myself.. seeing as no one reads my blogs. But I like to keep the absent informed anyway. So uh, today I had breakfast, then I watched mom go to work, then I slept, then mom came home from work late, then she took me out to poo and pee and I ate dinner. Then I watched her play on the computer and that’s about it. Yay. So exciting.

xx,
Oakie

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3rd March
2010
written by oakie

I love to pee on and sniff hedges and bushes

I was hanging out with grandma today when she went to open the front door to retrieve a package. I’m usually very well behaved, and I won’t go outside unless I’m told it’s okay, but I saw a human couple walk by with another dog! ANOTHER DOG! That turned on some sort of alarm in me, and I immediately ran out and charged the dog, yapping like a crazed mouth-foaming maniac. It scared the *ooh la la* out of grandma. But I tricked her. I only ran half way, saw some bushes, and lifted my leg to pee. See, no harm done!

;-)
Oakie

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