Posts Tagged ‘shred’

18th March
2010
written by oakie

I like to gut stuffed toys like no one's bidness!

Don’t let the title fool you- I’m really a sweetheart. But when it comes to plush toys, imma gonna tear them up like boom boom pow! Anything that is stuffed, I will rip and shred with my canine razor sharp teeth! Rawr I’m a badass! So if you treasure that dinky little stuffed teddy bear your dummy ex-boyfriend gave you for Valentine’s day, don’t let it fall in my path.. I will DESTROY it!

xoxo!
Oakie

Five minutes after this photo was taken, I pulverized it and ripped it up like whoa (see above for reference).