Posts Tagged ‘snausages’

Mama bought me new treats, but I don’t like them. Why would I want to eat something healthy that has no wheat or gluten in it, when I can eat all the Beggin’ Strips and Snausages I want? It’s a no-brainer! But in the mornings when mom usually feeds me Snausages, she will slip me a healthy treat instead, and I will have no choice but to eat it. Ugh! I hate apple flavored crunchies! Fruit! Yeck!!

I’m trying to learn a new trick.. they say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, and I’m super old, so it’s near impossible to teach me anything new! I’m trying to learn how to balance a Snausage on my nose without inhaling it first. It’s really hard. All I want to do is eat it. Mom tries to get me to hold still as she puts it on my nose, but I just want to gobble that goodness up. I’ve gotten better.. I can resist eating it, but feeling that Snausage on top of my nose is just unnatural; I keep turning my head away and licking my lips as soon as the treat comes near my face. A few more tries later, I can now hold still with it on my nose (with the help of mom holding my head still!) but my mouth curls up to the side and twitches because I just can’t be this close to a Snausage and not devour it instantly! Oh well, maybe one day I can control myself from eating a Snausage within the first nanosecond.

Toodles,
Oakie

I love me some bread! Whenever I hear the rustling sound of the bread’s plastic bag, I drop everything and come running to the source of the sound. I love bread so much I will eat it whole and without chewing. One time I ate it too fast and then went bonkers with my toys and I threw up the bread in one solid piece .. it was only rolled up and molded by the shape of my throat. I wanted to gobble it back down, but mom threw it away. What a waste! If I could just eat bread for the rest of my days, I would be happy. Well, I would need a Snausage or two thrown in there, too. And a couple Beggin’ Strips. Besides, dogs cannot live on bread alone, right?

Amen!
Oakie

Hi there! I watched Project Runway today with mama. All those outfits made me drool. Ok, not me, but mama. She was all like ooh and wow and i want that! And I was all like you want everything! Whereas all I want is a Snausage. Or a Beggin Strip. Or a Milkbone. Ok, maybe I do want everything. Lucky for me, mama buys me all those goodies and feeds me. Why I have to do tricks for them I don’t know. Isn’t my cuteness enough to reward me a treat? I think so!

Toodles,
Oakie

Hey guys! Here I am working hard, bringing you my latest blog update! Who knew a blog required so much time and upkeep? I thought mom bought me the domain so the computer would do all the work! You know, hook some wires up to my brain and have it translate all my fun and exciting thoughts. I guess technology isn’t that advanced yet, huh? And what’s up with this tiny netbook?? My paws are small and all, but they’re not that small! I can barely type without pressing the backspace because I’m always messin’ up a word or two. Ugh, I need a Snausage.

xx,
Oakie

Whoa Nelly, LOST was a doosie tonight! I felt like questions were being answered and things were progressing, but what questions were answered I have no idea! It just seemed like a great episode ’cause I was all like whoa and wha?? and nuh uh! Mama whoa‘d and wha‘d and nuh uh‘d at the same time I did!! Cuh-razy! It was a great bonding experience. I sat on mom’s lap like a little kid, and then she fed me Snausages! That was my favorite part, brotha!

Peace out,
Oakie

Everyone knows there’s NO time like Beggin’ Time (Beggin’ Strips mmmm), but when you squish beef in a soft chewy blanket of cheese and roll it up like a Combos snack, then I am ALL OVER that! mmmm SNAUSAGES! And they are so right.. eating it IS excessively fun!! It is so fun that I snort like a piglet when I grab the Snausage out of mom’s hand. Yummy yummy yummy yummmmay!

😛
Oakie