Posts Tagged ‘sweaty’

Mama and I have been going on a lot of walks lately, but it’s so frickin’ hot outside I’m not sure I want to go on any walks! Wait, who am I kidding? I love going on walks. Mom takes me out during the hottest part of the day. She says it tires me out faster, but I think she is trying to give me heat exhaustion. How rude!

Hmph,
Oakie

Summer sucks! It’s so hot! If I had balls, I’d feel sweat rolling down them! So thank goodness mama snipped them off when I was 6 months old. Phew! Just kidding. Not Phew. More like I can’t believe she took away my manhood before I even became a grown man. Now I’m an old foagie, age 10, without my jewels. Well, I’m not completely 10 yet. I’ll turn 10 in August. The hottest month EVAR! I can feel the sweat roll down my phantom balls!