{"id":101,"date":"2010-05-30T11:46:06","date_gmt":"2010-05-30T17:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=101"},"modified":"2010-05-31T11:46:21","modified_gmt":"2010-05-31T17:46:21","slug":"who-needs-the-salon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=101","title":{"rendered":"Who needs the salon?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3441\/3288426997_cd2eaae547.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3441\/3288426997_cd2eaae547.jpg\" title=\"I give myself manicures!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">I give myself manicures!<\/p><\/div>I have a bad habit. A human habit. I like to bite my nails. Sometimes it gets a little loud as I&#8217;m chomping down on them. Mom thinks I&#8217;m chewing my Nylabone, but I&#8217;m actually biting my paw nails. Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! and then I spit out pieces of my black nails. Sometimes I&#8217;m not able to spit them out of my mouth so I swallow them. It&#8217;s pretty gross, but I won&#8217;t let mom cut my nails, so I gotta bite them. I&#8217;m weird!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a bad habit. A human habit. I like to bite my nails. Sometimes it gets a little loud as I&#8217;m chomping down on them. Mom thinks I&#8217;m chewing my Nylabone, but I&#8217;m actually biting my paw nails. Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! and then I spit out pieces of my black nails. Sometimes I&#8217;m not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[7,8,152,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}