{"id":103,"date":"2010-06-01T19:20:38","date_gmt":"2010-06-02T01:20:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=103"},"modified":"2010-06-01T19:20:38","modified_gmt":"2010-06-02T01:20:38","slug":"long-walks-and-vomits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=103","title":{"rendered":"Long walks and vomits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2700\/4392798383_eb97caca3b.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2700\/4392798383_eb97caca3b.jpg\" title=\"Lickity split!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Lickity split!<\/p><\/div>Mommy took me on a long walk today and it isn&#8217;t even a weekend! She said it was because she didn&#8217;t exercise today. Hey, that&#8217;s cool with me! I wish she wouldn&#8217;t exercise everyday so we&#8217;d go on long walks more often! But then she&#8217;d be fat. But I don&#8217;t care. I love her no matter how she looks.. as long as she gives me treats. After our walk, she gave me a big dinner. I may have eaten a little too much. I puked twice. The first time I hid it from mama and ate it back up. The second time I up-chucked too loudly so she mopped up my vomit before I could eat it again. I&#8217;m hungry!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mommy took me on a long walk today and it isn&#8217;t even a weekend! She said it was because she didn&#8217;t exercise today. Hey, that&#8217;s cool with me! I wish she wouldn&#8217;t exercise everyday so we&#8217;d go on long walks more often! But then she&#8217;d be fat. But I don&#8217;t care. I love her no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,4],"tags":[7,8,6,154],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}