{"id":108,"date":"2010-06-06T13:20:58","date_gmt":"2010-06-06T19:20:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=108"},"modified":"2010-06-06T13:20:58","modified_gmt":"2010-06-06T19:20:58","slug":"schweddy-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=108","title":{"rendered":"Schweddy balls!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2372\/2301510028_6cc04e751e.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2372\/2301510028_6cc04e751e.jpg\" title=\"Did someone say ball?\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Did someone say ball?<\/p><\/div>Summer sucks! It&#8217;s so hot! If I had balls, I&#8217;d feel sweat rolling down them! So thank goodness mama snipped them off when I was 6 months old. Phew! Just kidding. Not Phew. More like I can&#8217;t believe she took away my manhood before I even became a grown man. Now I&#8217;m an old foagie, age 10, without my jewels. Well, I&#8217;m not completely 10 yet. I&#8217;ll turn 10 in August. The hottest month EVAR! I can feel the sweat roll down my phantom balls!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer sucks! It&#8217;s so hot! If I had balls, I&#8217;d feel sweat rolling down them! So thank goodness mama snipped them off when I was 6 months old. Phew! Just kidding. Not Phew. More like I can&#8217;t believe she took away my manhood before I even became a grown man. Now I&#8217;m an old foagie, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[7,8,6,160,159],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}