{"id":115,"date":"2010-06-13T13:20:41","date_gmt":"2010-06-13T19:20:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=115"},"modified":"2010-06-16T13:22:03","modified_gmt":"2010-06-16T19:22:03","slug":"wha-wha-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=115","title":{"rendered":"Wha wha what?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2309\/1501661615_fe8f60f8f4.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2309\/1501661615_fe8f60f8f4.jpg\" title=\"Herro!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Herro!<\/p><\/div>Total blue balled! Mama wasn&#8217;t home to greet me after uncle picked me up from the kennel. I haven&#8217;t seen her in a week! Where the heck is she? At least I&#8217;m not at the kennel anymore, and I&#8217;m glad I have a backyard to run around in and a house to play with my toys in. I had diarrhea today. What the heck where those ladies feeding me? I made a big stinky loud squirty fart on my uncle as I pooped. It was fun!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Total blue balled! Mama wasn&#8217;t home to greet me after uncle picked me up from the kennel. I haven&#8217;t seen her in a week! Where the heck is she? At least I&#8217;m not at the kennel anymore, and I&#8217;m glad I have a backyard to run around in and a house to play with my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,4,1],"tags":[7,8,6,13],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}