{"id":12,"date":"2010-03-03T20:18:33","date_gmt":"2010-03-04T02:18:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=12"},"modified":"2010-03-03T20:18:33","modified_gmt":"2010-03-04T02:18:33","slug":"ready-set-pee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=12","title":{"rendered":"Ready&#8230; Set.. Pee!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2301\/2458651280_4f77f74b2d.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2301\/2458651280_4f77f74b2d.jpg\" title=\"I love to pee on and sniff hedges and bushes\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">I love to pee on and sniff hedges and bushes<\/p><\/div>I was hanging out with grandma today when she went to open the front door to retrieve a package. I&#8217;m usually very well behaved, and I won&#8217;t go outside unless I&#8217;m told it&#8217;s okay, but I saw a human couple walk by with another dog! ANOTHER DOG! That turned on some sort of alarm in me, and I immediately ran out and charged the dog, yapping like a crazed mouth-foaming maniac. It scared the *ooh la la* out of grandma. But I tricked her. I only ran half way, saw some bushes, and lifted my leg to pee. See, no harm done!<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nOakie <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was hanging out with grandma today when she went to open the front door to retrieve a package. I&#8217;m usually very well behaved, and I won&#8217;t go outside unless I&#8217;m told it&#8217;s okay, but I saw a human couple walk by with another dog! ANOTHER DOG! That turned on some sort of alarm in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[8,23,22],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}