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<\/a>Did somebody order a box of cute?<\/p><\/div>Howdy-do, folks! I’ve been a bad dog lately. I’ve been chewing up the corners of my bed! And I know I’m not supposed to chew it. Mom gets mad, so I do it secretly when she hops in the shower. That’s my cue to chew like mad. As soon as the shower is off, I hide. Sometimes I’ll go down the hall, other times I’ll go ahead and plop myself into my kennel (where mama puts me when I’m bad). When she sees it she’s all like ARGHHH OAKIE!!<\/em> and I’m all like wha? who meee?<\/em> and she’s all like NO!!! I mean YES YOU! BUT NOOO on the chewing!!<\/em> and I’m all like haha I’m already inside the kennel you can’t touch this!<\/em> But she can’t blame me for chewing it up, I have some pent up energy that’s ready to explode!!! Mama hasn’t taken me on too many walks lately because she’s a lazy bugger. I need my walks, or I’ll chew!! RAR!<\/p>\n Smell ya later, Howdy-do, folks! I’ve been a bad dog lately. I’ve been chewing up the corners of my bed! And I know I’m not supposed to chew it. Mom gets mad, so I do it secretly when she hops in the shower. That’s my cue to chew like mad. As soon as the shower is off, I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,4],"tags":[167,7,8,6,15],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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