{"id":129,"date":"2010-06-25T10:30:52","date_gmt":"2010-06-25T16:30:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=129"},"modified":"2010-06-29T11:06:51","modified_gmt":"2010-06-29T17:06:51","slug":"darn-that-sluggy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=129","title":{"rendered":"Darn that Sluggy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4138\/4742081207_b8d8c64b0a.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4138\/4742081207_b8d8c64b0a.jpg\" title=\"Slugs are gross!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Slugs are gross!<\/p><\/div>Mama took me out to poo today and on the way back in, she saw something on her socks. She thought she stepped in my poo because it looked like a little piece of brown mush. When she went to wipe it off, it squirmed and then she realized it was a baby slug! Ma thought it was cute, but I didn&#8217;t care for it. I was like <em>meh, slug, whatevs<\/em>. But ma thought it was cute enough to photograph and told me to post its photo on my entry today instead of a photo of me. Can you believe it? The nerve! But I listened to her like the good boy I am. So, enjoy Sluggy because today is the only day you&#8217;ll get to see him! Muahaha!!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mama took me out to poo today and on the way back in, she saw something on her socks. She thought she stepped in my poo because it looked like a little piece of brown mush. When she went to wipe it off, it squirmed and then she realized it was a baby slug! Ma [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,4,1],"tags":[169,7,8,6,168],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}