{"id":145,"date":"2010-07-12T16:30:11","date_gmt":"2010-07-12T22:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=145"},"modified":"2010-07-12T16:30:49","modified_gmt":"2010-07-12T22:30:49","slug":"happy-mondays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=145","title":{"rendered":"Happy Mondays"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4024\/4362320835_a46237405a.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4024\/4362320835_a46237405a.jpg\" title=\"Me taking my morning nap after my morning treat\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Me taking my morning nap after my morning treat<\/p><\/div>Good morning! I like Mondays. I like it when mom goes to the bathroom in the mornings before work because that&#8217;s when she usually gives me a treat. The bag of Snausages sits next to the sink, and she will usually reach over and give me a piece as she is taking a leak on the toilet. Hehe. She puts the treat on my nose and I wait for the okay before I toss my head dramatically so the treat falls to the floor and I find it and gobble it up! Then she gives me a pat on the head, and then I run out of the bathroom, wipe my face on the carpet, and lay down for a 10 minute nap until mom is ready to take me out for my morning poop! What a great routine!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good morning! I like Mondays. I like it when mom goes to the bathroom in the mornings before work because that&#8217;s when she usually gives me a treat. The bag of Snausages sits next to the sink, and she will usually reach over and give me a piece as she is taking a leak on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,4,3],"tags":[7,8,165,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}