{"id":147,"date":"2010-07-16T15:32:02","date_gmt":"2010-07-16T21:32:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=147"},"modified":"2010-07-17T15:37:30","modified_gmt":"2010-07-17T21:37:30","slug":"rarr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=147","title":{"rendered":"Rarr!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4137\/4799779014_9389f37510.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4137\/4799779014_9389f37510.jpg\" title=\"Take a bite out of crime!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Take a bite out of crime!<\/p><\/div>I was totally bad yesterday. I am only bad when mom is home. I like to get caught; I guess you can say I like the attention. Though, when she catches me she spanks my heiny, and I don&#8217;t like that.. or do I? When mom was downstairs eating breakfast, I sneaked back upstairs and ripped up my bed. I tore a hole in the bed covering and quickly de-stuffed it. I love the feeling of stuffing or foam in my mouth and spitting it out. It&#8217;s exhilarating! And seeing mom&#8217;s reaction is kind of funny, too. As soon as she sees it and yells <em>OAKIE!!<\/em> I run and hide in my tent. Can&#8217;t spank me in there!<\/p>\n<p>Ha!<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was totally bad yesterday. I am only bad when mom is home. I like to get caught; I guess you can say I like the attention. Though, when she catches me she spanks my heiny, and I don&#8217;t like that.. or do I? When mom was downstairs eating breakfast, I sneaked back upstairs and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,4],"tags":[16,7,8,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}