{"id":154,"date":"2010-07-22T15:28:21","date_gmt":"2010-07-22T21:28:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=154"},"modified":"2010-08-05T15:33:24","modified_gmt":"2010-08-05T21:33:24","slug":"ill-save-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"I’ll save you!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I'm GRRRRReat!<\/p><\/div>If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Oakie Buster! I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts. Yep you know it.. when I hear a strange noise, I go all ape sh%t and bark like a mofo until my balls fall off! Okay, that is impossible because my balls have already been snitched off. But fo reals, I am a good watch dog. If I hear anything strange, I will alert you with my incessant barking and yapping until I get really thirsty, and then I’ll go to the bedroom and get a drink of water and lie down to rest a bit and cool off. But then I’m all Rambo on you after that! Just give me a few minutes to rest first..<\/p>\n

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If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Oakie Buster! I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts. Yep you know it.. when I hear a strange noise, I go all ape sh%t and bark like a mofo until my balls fall off! Okay, that is impossible because my balls have already been snitched […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[19,7,8,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}