{"id":155,"date":"2010-07-23T15:35:14","date_gmt":"2010-07-23T21:35:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=155"},"modified":"2010-08-05T15:42:32","modified_gmt":"2010-08-05T21:42:32","slug":"vrroom-goes-the-vacuum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=155","title":{"rendered":"Vrroom goes the Vacuum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3265\/2581764157_b4a45efdf4.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3265\/2581764157_b4a45efdf4.jpg\" title=\"I&#039;ll just sit here while you vacuum in the other room\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#039;ll just sit here while you vacuum in the other room<\/p><\/div>Mom got a new vacuum, and it is super scary!!! I do okay with the old vacuum she used. It sucked. I mean, it sucked as in it wasn&#8217;t very good or powerful, and it didn&#8217;t suck much crap off the carpet. The new one is so powerful it scares the weeners out of me! As soon as she turns it on I run to another room and hide. I am afraid the suction of it will suck me out of the room and into the vacuum. I am so scurrred.<\/p>\n<p>Help,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mom got a new vacuum, and it is super scary!!! I do okay with the old vacuum she used. It sucked. I mean, it sucked as in it wasn&#8217;t very good or powerful, and it didn&#8217;t suck much crap off the carpet. The new one is so powerful it scares the weeners out of me! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[7,8,6,149],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}