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Huh, wha?<\/p><\/div>Sometimes when mom talks to me I zone out. She will just go on and on and I will have no idea what she is talking about. Sometimes I think she is just talking to herself, so I stop paying attention and look elsewhere. Then she’s all like Hey, Oakie! I’m talking to you!<\/em> and then I’m all like Huh?<\/em> And then she’s all like Blah blah blah blah blah<\/em>, and I’m all like Yeah I’m listening to you. Not!<\/em> In the end, I fool her and she thinks I’m listening, but really I’m just thinking about squirrels.<\/p>\n

xx,
\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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