{"id":171,"date":"2010-08-08T11:56:27","date_gmt":"2010-08-08T17:56:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=171"},"modified":"2010-08-23T12:11:07","modified_gmt":"2010-08-23T18:11:07","slug":"snausage-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=171","title":{"rendered":"Snausage, please."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2275\/1500494694_16a7b6c817.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2275\/1500494694_16a7b6c817.jpg\" title=\"I&#039;m licking my lips like I like the treat, but it&#039;s really gross.\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#039;m licking my lips like I like the treat, but it&#039;s really gross.<\/p><\/div>Mama bought me new treats, but I don&#8217;t like them. Why would I want to eat something healthy that has no wheat or gluten in it, when I can eat all the Beggin&#8217; Strips and Snausages I want? It&#8217;s a no-brainer! But in the mornings when mom usually feeds me Snausages, she will slip me a healthy treat instead, and I will have no choice but to eat it. Ugh! I hate apple flavored crunchies! Fruit! Yeck!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mama bought me new treats, but I don&#8217;t like them. Why would I want to eat something healthy that has no wheat or gluten in it, when I can eat all the Beggin&#8217; Strips and Snausages I want? It&#8217;s a no-brainer! But in the mornings when mom usually feeds me Snausages, she will slip me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[29,7,8,6,28],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}