{"id":193,"date":"2010-08-30T16:34:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-30T22:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=193"},"modified":"2010-08-30T16:34:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-30T22:34:00","slug":"im-a-lean-mean-barking-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=193","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a lean, mean barking machine!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2774\/4398811868_9c7c161077.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2774\/4398811868_9c7c161077.jpg\" title=\"Stay back!, I got this!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Stay back, I got this!<\/p><\/div>The mowers came this morning before I was able to go out for my morning poo and pee. I think I scared them off with my ferocious barks and jumps. I saw them through the back yard window and I hooted and hollered and jumped and yapped my brains out. Mom thought I sounded so scary that she had to put me in my kennel, but that didn&#8217;t stop me. I kept barking. Yep, I totally scared them away. They left after the grass shrunk. That&#8217;ll teach them to mess with Oakie&#8217;s property!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The mowers came this morning before I was able to go out for my morning poo and pee. I think I scared them off with my ferocious barks and jumps. I saw them through the back yard window and I hooted and hollered and jumped and yapped my brains out. Mom thought I sounded so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[7,8,183,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}