{"id":202,"date":"2010-09-08T12:20:57","date_gmt":"2010-09-08T18:20:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=202"},"modified":"2010-10-06T12:23:18","modified_gmt":"2010-10-06T18:23:18","slug":"ha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=202","title":{"rendered":"Ha!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2178\/1502531978_5c935a352c.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2178\/1502531978_5c935a352c.jpg\" title=\"I&#039;m going to rub my dirty face on the floor any second now.\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#039;m going to rub my dirty face on the floor any second now.<\/p><\/div>Day 4 of mom on vacation<\/p>\n<p>Dear Diary,<br \/>\nI am going to stop counting how many days mom has been gone on vacation &#8217;cause it is driving me bonkers! I should just pretend I am on vacation from mom. Yay! That means I can jump on her bed, rub my face and mouth all over the carpet, drag my stinky butt across the floor, and puke everywhere! Hooray! Oakie vacation time!!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 4 of mom on vacation Dear Diary, I am going to stop counting how many days mom has been gone on vacation &#8217;cause it is driving me bonkers! I should just pretend I am on vacation from mom. Yay! That means I can jump on her bed, rub my face and mouth all over [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,4,1],"tags":[7,8,6,113],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}