{"id":206,"date":"2010-09-12T12:32:59","date_gmt":"2010-09-12T18:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=206"},"modified":"2010-10-06T12:36:30","modified_gmt":"2010-10-06T18:36:30","slug":"rip-ripped-toy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=206","title":{"rendered":"RIP ripped toy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1156\/1352324040_6df6a67a39.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1156\/1352324040_6df6a67a39.jpg\" title=\"I miss you, green toy.\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">I miss you, green toy.<\/p><\/div>I like to destroy my toys. Especially toys that have strange little things protruding from them. This green toy was ripped to shreds by yours truly. But it got me back. I ended up swallowing a big piece, and when I went to poop later, it got stuck in my butthole and I could not get it out. Mom had to pull it out of my butt for me. It was not pretty, and she was not happy. My butt kinda hurt too.<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like to destroy my toys. Especially toys that have strange little things protruding from them. This green toy was ripped to shreds by yours truly. But it got me back. I ended up swallowing a big piece, and when I went to poop later, it got stuck in my butthole and I could not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,1],"tags":[7,8,6,63],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}