{"id":219,"date":"2010-09-25T16:14:25","date_gmt":"2010-09-25T22:14:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=219"},"modified":"2010-10-06T16:16:16","modified_gmt":"2010-10-06T22:16:16","slug":"you-fob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=219","title":{"rendered":"You FOB!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2269\/2433611869_270db229c0.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2269\/2433611869_270db229c0.jpg\" title=\"WHAT. are you WEARING?!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">WHAT. are you WEARING?!<\/p><\/div>My mom is an FOB. Look at those fobby house slippers she has on. And those ugly shorts. Where did she get those? Probably fresh off the boat from China. Gaw! I&#8217;m so embarrassed I can barely look up at her. I&#8217;m not going out in public with her looking like that!!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom is an FOB. Look at those fobby house slippers she has on. And those ugly shorts. Where did she get those? Probably fresh off the boat from China. Gaw! I&#8217;m so embarrassed I can barely look up at her. I&#8217;m not going out in public with her looking like that!! xx, Oakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[7,8,185,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}