{"id":222,"date":"2010-09-28T16:23:32","date_gmt":"2010-09-28T22:23:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=222"},"modified":"2010-10-06T16:26:58","modified_gmt":"2010-10-06T22:26:58","slug":"i-am-smarter-than-a-fifth-grader","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=222","title":{"rendered":"I am smarter than a fifth grader"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3368\/3235383084_8990f3837e.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3368\/3235383084_8990f3837e.jpg\" title=\"Dahling, that is brilliant.\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dahling, that is brilliant.<\/p><\/div>Here I am again in my glasses. I think I look so smart. And so human. So I guess I don&#8217;t look that smart if I look human. Everyone knows dogs are smarter than people. I don&#8217;t pick up human feces. But humans pick up doggy doo. Muahahaha. Suckers!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here I am again in my glasses. I think I look so smart. And so human. So I guess I don&#8217;t look that smart if I look human. Everyone knows dogs are smarter than people. I don&#8217;t pick up human feces. But humans pick up doggy doo. Muahahaha. Suckers! xx, Oakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[7,8,188,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}