{"id":225,"date":"2010-10-01T16:34:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-01T22:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=225"},"modified":"2010-10-06T16:36:06","modified_gmt":"2010-10-06T22:36:06","slug":"no-place-to-hide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=225","title":{"rendered":"No place to hide!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3417\/3276199407_5147ff27bb.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3417\/3276199407_5147ff27bb.jpg\" title=\"This bone is getting soggy in my mouth!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">This bone is getting soggy in my mouth!<\/p><\/div>Ma gave me a Milkbone, but I wasn&#8217;t hungry, so I just grabbed it with my mouth and let it hang. But not before I tried to dig up some carpet and bury it. Turns out, you can&#8217;t really dug up carpet, so I instead tried to dig a hole in the leather couch. That didn&#8217;t work either, so I tried to dig a hole in the wood floors. Nope. So then I just ate the Milkbone. Boooring.<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ma gave me a Milkbone, but I wasn&#8217;t hungry, so I just grabbed it with my mouth and let it hang. But not before I tried to dig up some carpet and bury it. Turns out, you can&#8217;t really dug up carpet, so I instead tried to dig a hole in the leather couch. That [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[7,8,45,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=225"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}