{"id":24,"date":"2010-03-16T16:00:46","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T22:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=24"},"modified":"2010-03-16T16:02:21","modified_gmt":"2010-03-16T22:02:21","slug":"ready-set-wait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=24","title":{"rendered":"Ready, Set, WAIT?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I can't wait to eat this Milkbone!<\/p><\/div>I am really good at the “wait” command. Sometimes I’ll get impatient if it’s over 20 seconds, but as soon as I’m reprimanded I go back to waiting patiently and wagging my tail. But you understand my pain, right? A delicious, scrumptious Milkbone is right under my nose and it smells just oh-so-good and you want me to just sit here and stare at it? No way, José! I want to eat it!! NOW!! But instead I wait like a good little boy. I think I deserve two treats instead of one!<\/p>\n

xoxo,
\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am really good at the “wait” command. Sometimes I’ll get impatient if it’s over 20 seconds, but as soon as I’m reprimanded I go back to waiting patiently and wagging my tail. But you understand my pain, right? A delicious, scrumptious Milkbone is right under my nose and it smells just oh-so-good and you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[7,8,45,6,46],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}