{"id":240,"date":"2010-10-16T13:42:32","date_gmt":"2010-10-16T19:42:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=240"},"modified":"2010-10-18T13:46:05","modified_gmt":"2010-10-18T19:46:05","slug":"toy-pulverization","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=240","title":{"rendered":"Toy Pulverization!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2099\/1501227130_a8d40ed23c.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2099\/1501227130_a8d40ed23c.jpg\" title=\"Chewing on this plush toy? I was doing no such thing!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Chewing on this plush toy? I was doing no such thing!<\/p><\/div>Here is another oldie of me, but it&#8217;s from 2006, so I am a year wiser than I was in my previous post. How much wiser? Well, in 2005, it took me 5 minutes to completely destroy a plush toy. In 2006, I learned to use my incisors better, so I bumped down the time to 4 minutes. Now in 2010, well, you&#8217;d just better hide your toys or they will meet an immediate death with my teef!!!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is another oldie of me, but it&#8217;s from 2006, so I am a year wiser than I was in my previous post. How much wiser? Well, in 2005, it took me 5 minutes to completely destroy a plush toy. In 2006, I learned to use my incisors better, so I bumped down the time [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,4],"tags":[7,8,6,63],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}