{"id":25,"date":"2010-03-17T17:01:11","date_gmt":"2010-03-17T23:01:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=25"},"modified":"2010-03-22T17:00:56","modified_gmt":"2010-03-22T23:00:56","slug":"o-m-g","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"O.M.G!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2369\/2300692035_cdc4bcf660.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2369\/2300692035_cdc4bcf660.jpg\" title=\"Oh Noes!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Oh Noes!<\/p><\/div>I hate taking baths! I know I need them &#8217;cause I get major stinky, but yikes on water getting splashed in my eyes and nose! Sometimes when the water is warm I will relax and let my body and rump get a good rinsing, but when it&#8217;s time for my facial I say, &#8220;no, thank you!&#8221; I dread the end of bath time when it&#8217;s time to scrub my pretty face. All that water freaks me out! I don&#8217;t like it unless it&#8217;s in a bowl. For me to drink. Not when it&#8217;s to wash the crusty snot out of my eyes!<\/p>\n<p>xoxo,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate taking baths! I know I need them &#8217;cause I get major stinky, but yikes on water getting splashed in my eyes and nose! Sometimes when the water is warm I will relax and let my body and rump get a good rinsing, but when it&#8217;s time for my facial I say, &#8220;no, thank [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[48,49,7,8,6,47],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}