{"id":254,"date":"2010-11-07T14:10:57","date_gmt":"2010-11-07T20:10:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=254"},"modified":"2010-11-08T14:17:07","modified_gmt":"2010-11-08T20:17:07","slug":"i-wants-to-eat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=254","title":{"rendered":"I wants to eat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1181\/5115100542_0e6ba71ac7.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1181\/5115100542_0e6ba71ac7.jpg\" title=\"Feed me! Please?\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Feed me! Please?<\/p><\/div>Sundays are weird for me. My eating schedule is totally wack. Sometimes mom will go out and come back late on a Sunday and forget to feed me. I&#8217;ll cry and ask her for food, but she doesn&#8217;t always understand me. Then she&#8217;ll take me out to poop and finally realize I should have eaten 2 hours ago. Then she&#8217;ll say sorry and feel really bad. That&#8217;s when I like to head butt her and tell her she failed as a mom! But then I say just kidding because I want her to feed me.<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sundays are weird for me. My eating schedule is totally wack. Sometimes mom will go out and come back late on a Sunday and forget to feed me. I&#8217;ll cry and ask her for food, but she doesn&#8217;t always understand me. Then she&#8217;ll take me out to poop and finally realize I should have eaten [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[7,8,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}