{"id":258,"date":"2010-11-09T16:40:38","date_gmt":"2010-11-09T22:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=258"},"modified":"2010-11-09T16:40:38","modified_gmt":"2010-11-09T22:40:38","slug":"hands-off-the-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=258","title":{"rendered":"Hands off the Butt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4041\/5161163457_fc944beea4.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4041\/5161163457_fc944beea4.jpg\" title=\"Don&#039;t come near my butt with those!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Don&#039;t come near my butt with those!<\/p><\/div>Still no sign of the scissors. I guess that&#8217;s cool. Mom found a pair of dull scissors and tried to snip my butt hairs. I was not happy about that. First of all, she does not need to be snoopin&#8217; around in that area. Hey lady, I don&#8217;t poke your butt with sharp objects! Hands off my pooter!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Still no sign of the scissors. I guess that&#8217;s cool. Mom found a pair of dull scissors and tried to snip my butt hairs. I was not happy about that. First of all, she does not need to be snoopin&#8217; around in that area. Hey lady, I don&#8217;t poke your butt with sharp objects! Hands [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[104,7,8,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}