{"id":259,"date":"2010-10-25T16:41:26","date_gmt":"2010-10-25T22:41:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=259"},"modified":"2010-11-09T17:48:41","modified_gmt":"2010-11-09T23:48:41","slug":"uh-may-i-help-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=259","title":{"rendered":"Uh, May I help you?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Do you mind?!<\/p><\/div>OMG my mom is crazy. When I’m trying to have a nice time chewing my bone, she has to whip out her camera and disturb me. I usually ignore her, but then she tricks me and says something like ‘Are you hungry?’ ‘Do you want a yummy-yummy?’ ‘Do you want a cookie?’ and then I get all excited and I look up from what I’m doing and all she does is snap a photo and give me mini seizures with that camera flash. What a trickster. And I fall for it every time.<\/p>\n

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\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OMG my mom is crazy. When I’m trying to have a nice time chewing my bone, she has to whip out her camera and disturb me. I usually ignore her, but then she tricks me and says something like ‘Are you hungry?’ ‘Do you want a yummy-yummy?’ ‘Do you want a cookie?’ and then I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[7,8,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}