{"id":26,"date":"2010-03-18T11:30:21","date_gmt":"2010-03-18T17:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=26"},"modified":"2010-03-18T11:34:20","modified_gmt":"2010-03-18T17:34:20","slug":"dont-mess-with-oakie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Mess with Oakie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2152\/1501484355_6e0f8dfca8.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2152\/1501484355_6e0f8dfca8.jpg\" title=\"I like to gut stuffed toys like no one&#039;s bidness!\" width=\"200\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">I like to gut stuffed toys like no one&#039;s bidness!<\/p><\/div>Don&#8217;t let the title fool you- I&#8217;m really a sweetheart. But when it comes to plush toys, imma gonna tear them up like boom boom pow! Anything that is stuffed, I will rip and shred with my canine razor sharp teeth! Rawr I&#8217;m a badass! So if you treasure that dinky little stuffed teddy bear your dummy ex-boyfriend gave you for Valentine&#8217;s day, don&#8217;t let it fall in my path.. I will DESTROY it!<\/p>\n<p>xoxo!<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2358\/1502289320_c0119e28be.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2358\/1502289320_c0119e28be.jpg\" title=\"Five minutes after this photo was taken, I pulverized it and ripped it up like whoa (see above for reference).\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Five minutes after this photo was taken, I pulverized it and ripped it up like whoa (see above for reference).<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t let the title fool you- I&#8217;m really a sweetheart. But when it comes to plush toys, imma gonna tear them up like boom boom pow! Anything that is stuffed, I will rip and shred with my canine razor sharp teeth! Rawr I&#8217;m a badass! So if you treasure that dinky little stuffed teddy bear [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,4],"tags":[7,8,6,51,52,50],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}