{"id":270,"date":"2010-11-15T14:37:50","date_gmt":"2010-11-15T20:37:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=270"},"modified":"2010-12-02T14:40:46","modified_gmt":"2010-12-02T20:40:46","slug":"balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=270","title":{"rendered":"Balls."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4063\/4398813040_bc4954dc7c.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4063\/4398813040_bc4954dc7c.jpg\" title=\"Balls!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Balls!<\/p><\/div>I&#8217;ve got the Monday blues. Mom&#8217;s leaving in two days. I need a new toy or something. I don&#8217;t have enough balls. I mean, squeaky toy balls. And regular balls. Mom had those cut off when I was six months old. So rude. How did she know I wouldn&#8217;t want them? Anyway, the more balls the better. I like to scatter my balls all over the floor. I also like to throw my balls in the air, and wave them around like I just don&#8217;t care.<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got the Monday blues. Mom&#8217;s leaving in two days. I need a new toy or something. I don&#8217;t have enough balls. I mean, squeaky toy balls. And regular balls. Mom had those cut off when I was six months old. So rude. How did she know I wouldn&#8217;t want them? Anyway, the more balls [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5,4],"tags":[128,7,8,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}