{"id":272,"date":"2010-11-17T14:45:41","date_gmt":"2010-11-17T20:45:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=272"},"modified":"2010-12-02T14:47:22","modified_gmt":"2010-12-02T20:47:22","slug":"sad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=272","title":{"rendered":"Sad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2772\/4398041437_bafc6a6349.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2772\/4398041437_bafc6a6349.jpg\" title=\"Sad face Oakie\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sad face Oakie<\/p><\/div>Mom left this morning. I won&#8217;t see her for two whole weeks! I&#8217;m so sad, I made this sad face when she was leaving. She gave me a huge and a kiss before she left, but it&#8217;s not enough kisses to last two weeks. I hope my uncle doesn&#8217;t fart on me while he&#8217;s taking care of me. Boys tend to do that. I know because I fart on mom all the time.<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mom left this morning. I won&#8217;t see her for two whole weeks! I&#8217;m so sad, I made this sad face when she was leaving. She gave me a huge and a kiss before she left, but it&#8217;s not enough kisses to last two weeks. I hope my uncle doesn&#8217;t fart on me while he&#8217;s taking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[7,8,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}