{"id":276,"date":"2010-11-21T15:17:33","date_gmt":"2010-11-21T21:17:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=276"},"modified":"2010-12-02T15:24:54","modified_gmt":"2010-12-02T21:24:54","slug":"zombies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=276","title":{"rendered":"Zombies!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Gosh darnit I'm too cute to be a zombie.<\/p><\/div>Happy Sunday! I’ve been watching The Walking Dead with mom on Sundays. Ok, that’s a lie. She watches it by herself while I hide in the room and pretend to sleep, but really I’m too scared to watch it with her so I act like I’m sleeping so I’m not forced to watch it with her on the couch. Zombies be scary! I’ll have nightmares if I watch it! What if squirrels became zombies!? Well actually, that would be cool ’cause then I’d actually catch one, but then it’d bite me and I’d be Zombie Oakie. That ain’t cool ’cause I’d eat brains instead of Snausages.<\/p>\n

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Happy Sunday! I’ve been watching The Walking Dead with mom on Sundays. Ok, that’s a lie. She watches it by herself while I hide in the room and pretend to sleep, but really I’m too scared to watch it with her so I act like I’m sleeping so I’m not forced to watch it with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5,4],"tags":[7,8,6,187],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}