{"id":28,"date":"2010-03-22T11:58:32","date_gmt":"2010-03-22T17:58:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2010-03-22T12:06:55","modified_gmt":"2010-03-22T18:06:55","slug":"proper-sitting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"Proper sitting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2009\/1782284935_7d4bbf8268.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2009\/1782284935_7d4bbf8268.jpg\" title=\"Pass the tea?\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pass the tea?<\/p><\/div>Some people say I cross my legs like a lady, I say I&#8217;m merely a refined gentleman. It&#8217;s not something I was taught to do.. crossing my legs. I guess my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=11\">bowleggedness<\/a> forces me to do so. But it&#8217;s all good, the ladies love it. When they see me sit all proper, they Ooh and Ahh and Aww.. yeah, that&#8217;s right. They love the Oakster.<\/p>\n<p>Wink,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some people say I cross my legs like a lady, I say I&#8217;m merely a refined gentleman. It&#8217;s not something I was taught to do.. crossing my legs. I guess my bowleggedness forces me to do so. But it&#8217;s all good, the ladies love it. When they see me sit all proper, they Ooh and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[20,7,8,55,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}