{"id":288,"date":"2011-10-31T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-31T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=288"},"modified":"2011-11-01T10:01:43","modified_gmt":"2011-11-01T16:01:43","slug":"halloween-schmalloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=288","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Schmalloween"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6212\/6286207087_5f9a8f8077.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6212\/6286207087_5f9a8f8077.jpg\" title=\"BOO!! Moo..\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">BOO!! Moo..<\/p><\/div>Happy Halloween! No, <em>UN<\/em>happy Halloween! Mama always dresses me up in these nonsensical costumes. A cow? I ain&#8217;t a cow! Hey, don&#8217;t have a cow, man! Eat Mor Chiken! Why must she dress me up in these silly get-ups? I like to bark and be fierce when the doorbell rings and scare the little trick or treaters away! Off my property, you little minions!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Halloween! No, UNhappy Halloween! Mama always dresses me up in these nonsensical costumes. A cow? I ain&#8217;t a cow! Hey, don&#8217;t have a cow, man! Eat Mor Chiken! Why must she dress me up in these silly get-ups? I like to bark and be fierce when the doorbell rings and scare the little trick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,4],"tags":[200,7,8,191,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}