{"id":289,"date":"2011-11-01T14:07:37","date_gmt":"2011-11-01T20:07:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=289"},"modified":"2011-11-01T14:07:42","modified_gmt":"2011-11-01T20:07:42","slug":"hmph","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=289","title":{"rendered":"Hrmph"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6229\/6303083178_e99ebaf3bd.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6229\/6303083178_e99ebaf3bd.jpg\" title=\"No, I will not twirl for you.\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">No, I will not twirl for you.<\/p><\/div>My mom dressed up as a pretty pretty ballerina for Halloween, so she thought it was appropriate to dress me up as one. Uh, mom.. I&#8217;m a boy. Not a girl in a pink tutu! Although I must admit I do look pretty.. I mean handsome.. in this tutu. I guess I just look good in whatever mom puts me in. It&#8217;s hard being this cute!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom dressed up as a pretty pretty ballerina for Halloween, so she thought it was appropriate to dress me up as one. Uh, mom.. I&#8217;m a boy. Not a girl in a pink tutu! Although I must admit I do look pretty.. I mean handsome.. in this tutu. I guess I just look good [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5,4],"tags":[201,7,8,191,6,202],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}