{"id":291,"date":"2011-12-02T11:10:40","date_gmt":"2011-12-02T17:10:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=291"},"modified":"2011-12-02T11:10:40","modified_gmt":"2011-12-02T17:10:40","slug":"get-that-away-from-my-mouth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=291","title":{"rendered":"Get That Away From My Mouth!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7149\/6440219469_02e196cce2.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7149\/6440219469_02e196cce2.jpg\" title=\"Do I look like I want my teeth brushed?\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Do I look like I want my teeth brushed?<\/p><\/div>Mom brushes my teeth every night. Every night I try to sleep in a position where it&#8217;s difficult for her to brush my teeth. Nothing works. She still comes at me with that tiny toothbrush and peanut butter flavored toothpaste. You&#8217;d think it&#8217;d taste like peanut butter, but it tastes like nastiness rubbed all over my teef. Ma, I&#8217;m trying to sleep! Quit it with the fresh breath bidness! I ain&#8217;t havin&#8217; it!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mom brushes my teeth every night. Every night I try to sleep in a position where it&#8217;s difficult for her to brush my teeth. Nothing works. She still comes at me with that tiny toothbrush and peanut butter flavored toothpaste. You&#8217;d think it&#8217;d taste like peanut butter, but it tastes like nastiness rubbed all over [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5,3],"tags":[7,8,6,11],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}