{"id":293,"date":"2011-12-16T17:11:54","date_gmt":"2011-12-16T23:11:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=293"},"modified":"2011-12-16T17:11:54","modified_gmt":"2011-12-16T23:11:54","slug":"oakie-burrito","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=293","title":{"rendered":"Oakie Burrito"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7009\/6496632437_3cae3cf66d.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7009\/6496632437_3cae3cf66d.jpg\" title=\"Sleepy time burrito\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sleepy time burrito<\/p><\/div>There goes mom again with her iPhone. Here I am trying to sleep, but she keeps shoving that phone camera in my face! To keep me from escaping, she wrapped me in a straight jacket and forced me to be cute. Haha, I&#8217;m just kidding. You don&#8217;t have to force cute on me. I am already naturally cute. And that&#8217;s not a straight jacket. It&#8217;s a towel I like to have wrapped around me when I sleep. Aren&#8217;t I the cutest burrito?<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There goes mom again with her iPhone. Here I am trying to sleep, but she keeps shoving that phone camera in my face! To keep me from escaping, she wrapped me in a straight jacket and forced me to be cute. Haha, I&#8217;m just kidding. You don&#8217;t have to force cute on me. I am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5,3],"tags":[7,8,6,164],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=293"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}